B. J. Upton has appeared frequently on the official BBB color television screen during pre- and post-game interviews. He really seems like a dear sweet man. However, I would like you to consider this imaginary happenstance: were you a man grievously aggrieved and were you within reach of a longish blunt object, say, not unlike a Genuine Louisville Slugger®, and were the man responsible for your aggrievance about to strut confidently and unsuspectingly around a corner behind which you had positioned yourself, wouldn’t your face appear exactly as B.J. Upton’s face appears while steadying himself to strike a baseball? I think it would.
The watchful fan would be wise to remain alert because B. J. Upton sees a pitch he likes and he's about to wreck that
motherf*@#*r.
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